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was watching A Light Affair on Channel 5... issit just me or are the lines really scripted? it was just plain weird la... all the sexual innuendos and suggestive one-liners thrown all over the place... what do you wear to bed? "very little or nothing at all...." "if i'm alone, my sec 2 t-shirt and shorts...if i'm not alone....you have to come and find out..." "my Victoria's Secret babydoll in passion RED..." i know the question simply screams out in capital letters... BE KINKY!!! in bold letters too... but it was just uncomfortable seeing it on national TV... i'm fine with girls being comfortable with their sexuality or sleeping in their birthday suits... just not a very Asian thing... i'm sorry for being so mountain tortoise... actually these were not too bad la... who cares what they wear to bed... just dont sleep on the stuttering of lines and uncomfortable come-hither looks... cant really remember the next question... but one girl's answer was... "wear something sexy..but i wont whisper stuff in your ear...i'll let my tongue do the talking..." *gives a lick in the air* (think: Paul's very-porn licking of the strawberry Pocky) i almost got a heart-attack... but that was also why she won la... being daring... it's fun la... innuendoes and all... but on national TV leh... in Singa-"conservative"-Pura no less! i was cringeing away... TELL ME IT'S NOT JUST ME! but i thought such things are reserved for the pubs, the clubs, the bars, the KTV lounges, etc etc. you get the point... why i so sua ku??? and i seriously dont think they can think out answers to such questions in so short a time lor... where can!?!?! singaporeans not known for their wit lor... SCRIPTED, i tell you! Disclaimer: Author just very very very sour grapes la...she know she not as smart/pretty/witty/clever/sexy/well-versed-in-Pocky-eating... the questions posed to the guys were not so KINKY-ANSWERS-ONLY... one was about how he would apologise to the girl after a quarrel... and the other was... what is the best praise you've received in the bedroom? chinese national who i think was in my lecture group last year... "erm...can stop for a while?" "wow...that's a lot..................*SUPERRRRR LOOOONNNGGG PAUSE*.............of paper stars." "why do your boxers look so big?" ironically the guys were not that kinky, suggestive and what-not... even the first, most sexual one takes some time to register and "OHHHH...I GEDDIT!"... it was at least a little witty with a tinge of subtlety... i thought guys are the ones with a high libido? maybe they are anti-NATO... which equates to NTAO... No Talk, Action Only... but the acronym doesnt look very good... ok... i'm over-reacting... AGAIN... just needed to get it out of my system... like how i cannot tahan when i see my cluster mates (that i dont like) bring guys back... if i like the girl... then nevermind... but aiyah... i got better things to do than to PAO TOH... A Light Affair... catch it on Channel 5! ----Stef stopped rambling at 01:58 --Link to Post |
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