. be resourceful
 
 
. wasted time
 
 
. sanity check
 
 
. carbon dating
 
 
. frozen time
 
 
6.3.05
Hah!
fear me...
i'm so gonna spend another donkey load of time doing stupid quizes again...
muahhaha....

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
him...for saying i look like filipino maid with my laundry bag...seriously? maybe my dumb-ass project mate last sem...
2. What is your weapon of choice?
there's nothing quite like using a bunch of cheem-sounding but not exactly cheem phrases on people who dont understand...you dont have to be articulate, pseudo will do...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
definitely...and he can attest to that...
4. How about of the same sex?
do i need to? think i'll get beaten up by their stronger other halves...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
ben k? coz i demanded for too many treats? ...which i din get in the end?
6. What is your pet peeve?
mushy friendster and blogs...argh! save my eyes!
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i let go...but not before cursing and swearing and putting my voodoo knowledge to good use...

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time?
brush my teeth...c'mon! take a whiff! *faints*
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
you mean there's a latest? i think i slept through the day before...
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
bernie oh xu hui! haiz...miss my laopo sooOOoooo much...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"i'm having my cramps...give me another hour to get over it..." when i was already half an hour late...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
of course! that is what i call PRIME-TIME television! "what do you mean its not?"
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
two months ago when i ran ard NUS at midnite...stopped at USP blk to take a dump...and then stopped to walk back to PGP from bizad...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
what snooze button? i can sleep through fire drills...

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
caramel frappacino...sinfully sweet...
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
defnitely white...
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
though i bet he thinks i should...*puts on serious expression* i think i am who i am...*starts bingeing on chocs*
4. Do you have an issue with your weight?
definitely...*eats more chocs*
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
everything? *eats more yoghurt*
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
never! there's a limit to everything..."thats a cute (read: YUMMY) looking dog you're carrying..."

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
hmmm...think i lost count...nudist beach counted ya?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
dead or MIA people included? most of them either puked to their death or swore never to set foot on our sunny island ever again...
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
so issit chest or crotch!?!?! male or female?!!??! doesnt matter...YES!
4. Have you "done it"?
done what? *innocent look*
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
arms...not to skinny or muscular..."all the better to chew on..."
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
i think they'll pay me not to go near them...
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
nope...though i think they do checks on ur blood when you donate...

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
zero...zilch...kosong...meiyou...takda...dont have...wanna gimme one?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
nothing in particular...not a shopholic...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
sit on it...maybe they'll grow...
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
isn't it obvious?
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
this is tough...coz Money DOES make the world go round...
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
i'm amazingly compilant to laws and regulations...
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
i used to have many many...(stress: USED TO.)

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
convinced my underachieving self that being a loser aint the end of the world...
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
doing moderately well in school i guess...coz i keep telling them i'm doing above average when i am barely scrapping the bottom...
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
find my goal in life...yeah rite....seriously! find rich husband and be tai-tai...who doesnt?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
if and only if i think i can do better...
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
nah...i'm a loser at everything...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
i'm freaking honest...
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
i discussed econs project with my project mates...and closed the lift door on some foreign student...

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
i want that mp3 player of his...and the songs inside...
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
anything to do with exchanging lives? i'm pretty happy with my present life...wouldnt trade him for anything...
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
one of those pro freestyle windsurfers...but they are usually male...and if i wanna keep him...that'll make us gay...and he doesnt like that...
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
nah...and i better not be...i am famed for my violent tendencies and vindictive nature...i owe 5 choppers, 2 saws and 7 meat knives..."be afraid...be very afraid..."
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
i want longer and thicker eyelashes...so i can flutter them in front of him and shut him up about my short and "lashes? what lashes?" lashes...
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
i'm not nice...i'm a closet bitch...make me nice...pretty please?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
am trying very hard to come up with innovative answers...
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
GLUTTONY...neng2 chi1 shi4 fu2...

----Stef stopped rambling at 15:10
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